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Slay Bells Ring Christmas Jumper – Lizzie Borden-Inspired Festive Sweatshirt

Add a darker twist to Christmas with our brilliant Slay Bells Ring Christmas Jumper.

This alternative festive design features a glamorous, hyper-realistic Victorian caricature inspired by the legendary Lizzie Borden story. Dressed in an elegant burgundy Christmas outfit and Santa hat, she carries a decorated axe wrapped in colourful fairy lights, holly and a festive red bow.

Surrounded by roses, Christmas presents, snow-covered branches, cracked baubles and traditional festive decorations, the design is finished with the darkly funny words “Slay Bells Ring – Are You Listening?”.

Professionally printed onto a premium black Uneek crew-neck sweatshirt, it is perfect for fans of true crime, gothic fashion, dark humour and alternative Christmas clothing.

Available in children’s and adult sizes, it is ideal for Christmas Jumper Day, alternative festive parties, horror conventions, true-crime fans or as an unusual Christmas gift.

Why You’ll Love This Christmas Jumper

• Hyper-realistic Victorian Christmas caricature
• Lizzie Borden-inspired dark comedy design
• Festive axe wrapped in Christmas lights and holly
• “Slay Bells Ring – Are You Listening?” wording
• Stylish gothic red, gold, green and cream colour palette
• Darkly funny without using excessively graphic imagery
• Perfect for true-crime, gothic and horror fans
• Premium black Uneek crew-neck sweatshirt
• Heavyweight 300gsm fabric
• 50% cotton and 50% polyester
• Soft brushed inner for warmth and comfort
• Lycra-ribbed neck, cuffs and waistband
• Durable twin-needle stitching
• Comfortable unisex regular fit
• Available in children’s and adult sizes
• Designed and printed in Washington, Tyne and Wear

A Killer Christmas Gift for True-Crime Fans

If you are looking for a funny true-crime Christmas jumper, a gothic festive sweatshirt or an unusual present for a horror fan, this design is an excellent choice.

It makes a memorable gift for anyone interested in historical mysteries, Victorian crime stories, dark comedy, horror films or alternative Christmas fashion.

Wear it for Christmas Jumper Day, festive parties, work celebrations, horror events, true-crime nights or while enjoying your favourite crime documentaries during the holidays.

Slay Bells Ring Christmas Jumper Size Guide

Our children’s sweatshirts use the Uneek UC202 Children’s Classic Sweatshirt. Adult sweatshirts use the Uneek UC203 Classic Sweatshirt.

To find the best size, measure around the fullest part of the wearer’s chest while keeping the measuring tape level. The measurements below refer to the recommended chest size of the wearer.

Children’s Uneek UC202 Size Chart

Adult Uneek UC203 Size Chart

Fit advice: Children’s age sizes are provided as a guide because children of the same age can vary in size. Please measure the wearer’s chest before ordering. If the wearer is between sizes or prefers a looser fit, choose the larger size.

Washing and Care Instructions

Follow these instructions to help protect the garment and printed design:

• Wash inside out at 30°C
• Wash with similar colours
• Do not use bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Avoid tumble drying where possible
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
• If ironing is necessary, iron inside out on a low setting

Printed Locally in Washington, Tyne and Wear

Every Slay Bells Ring Christmas sweatshirt is professionally printed by DTFX in Washington, Tyne and Wear. UK-wide delivery is available, along with local collection from our Washington premises.

Order your Slay Bells Ring Christmas Jumper today and add a killer twist to your festive wardrobe!

Please note: This is an independently produced, historical true-crime-inspired novelty design. It is not official television or film merchandise and is not affiliated with, licensed by or endorsed by any broadcaster, streaming platform, production company, actor or rights holder.